29 1 月, 2009
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.
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29 1 月, 2009
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”
The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff … I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants … so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.. so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
“Now go to town cowboy….
And here I am”.
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21 1 月, 2009
鹏奋飞于北溟兮 击水万里
凤翱翔于千仞兮 非梧不栖
览经纶于天下兮 酬志未已
聊寄傲于书琴兮 以待天时
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20 1 月, 2009
君不见 黄河之水天上来 奔流到海不复回
君不见 高堂明镜悲白发 朝如青丝暮成雪
人生得意须尽欢 莫使金樽空对月
天生我材必有用 千金散尽还复来
烹羊宰牛且为乐 会须一饮三百杯
岑夫子 丹丘生 将进酒 君莫停
与君歌一曲 请君为我侧耳听
钟鼓馔玉不足贵 但愿长醉不复醒
古来圣贤皆寂寞 惟有饮者留其名
陈王昔时宴平乐 斗酒十千恣欢谑
主人何为言少钱 径须沽取对君酌
五花马 千金裘 呼儿将出换美酒
与尔同销万古愁
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